Susan (calily) wrote in nepapride,
Susan
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I'm proud to be from Nepa!

A little list thing that we can add to...

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I can dodge potholes at 80mph

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I know how to drive in blizzards, ice, heavy rain and strong winds

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I can drink frat boys under the table

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I know which leaves make good toilet paper - and which ones to avoid

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I know the difference between up the line and down the line

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I can curse in Polish, Russian, Italian and German

I'm proud to be from Nepa - my accent is less mockable than that of New Jersey (well, not IN New Jersey...)

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I know how much fun can be had at a cow flop

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I remember when we were the 717

I'm proud to be from Nepa - No matter how poor I am, I can always buy a house in Scranton - with a yard!

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I can kick ass in a bar fight

I'm proud to be from Nepa - I got to go downtown to buy penny candy when I was young - while the rest of the country had to worry about shootings and violence

I'm proud to be from Nepa - growing up in Nepa made me tough as nails.

I'm proud to be from Nepa - cause the really cool priest from The Exorcist is from here too

I'm proud to be from Nepa - even if I can't fly back home into Avoca.

Why are you proud to be from Nepa?
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